| Last Laugh! How Many Members of Bush Administration Does it Take |
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 Debbie DKTubiolo (debbietubiolo89@hotmail.com)Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:28:19 -0500
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How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1 One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed. 2 One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed. 3 One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb. 4 One to tell the nations of the world that they are either responsible for changing the light bulb or for darkness. 5 One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb. 6 One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: Lightbulb Change Accomplished. 7 One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark. 8 One to viciously smear #7. 9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along. 10 And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. |
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